How to Be a Good Wife

So apparently there are ways to be a good wife and a good Christian.....and this lady has it down pat. She made a list for us, and I thought you would like to know exactly how it is done.

http://bloggingpoints.blogspot.com/2006/04/how-to-be-good-christian-wife.html :

For one thing, never use frozen orange juice, because only whores use frozen orange juice.

A fat husband is a faithful husband, but you should always leave the table a little hungry so that you maintain your girlish figure.

If he isn't happy with what food you made him, don't get upset, but get up quickly and make him something different until he is happy.

Your entire day needs to be spent on cooking and cleaning because you are not a filthy pig.

Don't sit with him at breakfast, do NOT do this because you scraping your chair and such will distract him from his paper. And don't try to talk to him in the morning either, because your trivial matters aren't as important as his.

Never try to ask him what is going on with his private life if he wants to spend the night out doing stuff, because he has a right to his own private life. While he is gone do his laundry for him and clean up for him.

So I paraphrased for her, but can you believe this lady??? And people actually responded to her and THANKED her for this ridiculous list!! I really hope she was totally kidding.......I cannot believe this....and she tries to say that this is how the Savior would want you to behave as a good wife. GAG me. I sure hope it was a joke. lol.

Shayna needs.....

haha so I stole this from Shara because I have an hour before I have to leave for work so may as well have fun right??

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 Google searches

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Shayna needs to put on some weight"...HA right!

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Shayna, who must be worshipped....is like an oragami shape and she has to sort of...dance around and ... Shayna looks like something out of a book about goddesses. and i love her. ... (ooh that one is fun ;) taken from someone's blog somewhere out there! haha.. )

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: shayna says: life keep getn' Betta N' Betta with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more. (apparently this is how life gets better)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Shayna wants to keep up with you on Twitter! (um.....i NEVER use that thing, for those of you who added me, yeah.)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Shayna does yoga with mommy!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Shayna hates baths, doesn't like oatmeal (in the many attempts that we have tried - much more has ended up on the bib than in her mouth) (hahaha!)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Shayna asks suspiciously, “Since when did you get interested in church?”

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Shayna likes to walk her dogs in the rain; so as soon as drops start falling, I grab my dog's leash, knowing she and I will soon be sloshing

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Shayna eats solid food for the first time on January 27th. Two days after her fifth month. Good job, Shayna. Good job.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Shayna wears a slim fanny pack or hip purse (ooooh can i say high fashion)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Shayna LaBeouf, ... LaBeouf, arrested in 2008 for misdemeanor drunk driving after a car accident, ...

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A: shayna loves mary :) ....and singing, apparently :)

CONGRATS ASHLEY AND KEITH!

So, it is true! Ashley and Keith are officially engaged. After he chased her down, she finally relented that she liked him, and shortly after they were talking marriage! haha.

They are planning on getting married around September 24th in the Draper Utah temple. Yay!!

My roommates got the whole proposal on video and Keith and Ash had no idea...the girls were hiding in bushes the whole time, haha!! so funny.

Congrats you two!! :)

Remembering Our Forefathers

On this Independence Day, I got to thinking about several verses in the Book of Mormon that reminds the Nephites that they ought to remember the captivity of their fathers, how the Lord freed them from bondage and led them to a promised land.

I always thought about how the Nephites were supposed to remember their father Lehi, and how the Lord led him and his little family with the family of Ishmael out of Jerusalem so that they wouldn't be destroyed and led away captive like the rest of the city. The Lord led them to a promised land--to America, where they built up a whole new nation. What a great blessing.

I also thought about the Israelites, how they were in captivity by the Egyptians, and how through some mighty efforts from Moses, but finally through a miracle of the Lord in softening the heart of the Pharoah, the Pharoah let them have a few days to practice their religion, at which time they were able to escape into the wilderness, and ultimately win their freedom to live peacefully and to worship God as they so desired.

Well, if we think about it, we ALSO can remember OUR fathers, and their captivity under the tyranny of the English government, and how the Lord led them to this promised land so that we, too, could enjoy the freedom of worshipping however way we might, and to enjoy the natural human liberties that everyone should experience. How great to be numbered among those who were allowed to live on this promised land that was kept from the hands of wicked men who wanted to use it for the wrong purposes. How blessed we are, and how humbling to know that we are the lucky few, and that we could never have enjoyed these priviledges without the Lord.

God Bless America.