Goldilocks and the Fray

I am a frugal person. I try to cut corners and save money wherever possible. I have really wanted to highlight my hair for quite some time now. After going to DI to get some pants (cause I'm cheap like that), I went to walgreens and found some on-sale $5 highlighting cream. Yes! So I went home and did it!

While reading a book while I let it set in my hair, Kleresa comes up to me and says "your hair is yellow."

Lo and behold, it was....(I had to take off my bright yellow shirt, it just made it way worse. lol.)


Moral of the story, just go to the salon to get it highlighted.

DI jeans, $6. Haircolor: $5. Fixing the haircolor: $50. Yellow locks: Priceless.


On another note, I got to go see the Fray in concert on Saturday. Last time I went to a concert it was Hanson! haha! It was fun to go to a concert definitely. They aren't my absolute favorite band, actually they kinda make me feel depressed listening to them, I dont know why! But they put on a good show and they had an AWESOME light show/LED screen that prettymuch made the whole night worth it.

A little addendum to my previous post....

So my friend Shara made a comment on my last post that I wholeheartedly agree with, in that this world has become a woman-eat-man world, and women are told that they can basically walk all over men, be mean, witchy, etc. and she was somewhat refreshed that someone out there was stating that we are there to serve our husbands, and vice versa.

I love the way we are taught in the gospel about the roles that each gender plays, in that we each have unique talents and qualities within our genders that make us unique from each other, but that we are to use those talents and qualities for the benefit of each other and of those around us. Men and women ARE different, and rightfully so.

Anyway, I dont want to go on and on, just read my response to her post. ;) Men are awesome!!!!

How to Be a Good Wife

So apparently there are ways to be a good wife and a good Christian.....and this lady has it down pat. She made a list for us, and I thought you would like to know exactly how it is done.

http://bloggingpoints.blogspot.com/2006/04/how-to-be-good-christian-wife.html :

For one thing, never use frozen orange juice, because only whores use frozen orange juice.

A fat husband is a faithful husband, but you should always leave the table a little hungry so that you maintain your girlish figure.

If he isn't happy with what food you made him, don't get upset, but get up quickly and make him something different until he is happy.

Your entire day needs to be spent on cooking and cleaning because you are not a filthy pig.

Don't sit with him at breakfast, do NOT do this because you scraping your chair and such will distract him from his paper. And don't try to talk to him in the morning either, because your trivial matters aren't as important as his.

Never try to ask him what is going on with his private life if he wants to spend the night out doing stuff, because he has a right to his own private life. While he is gone do his laundry for him and clean up for him.

So I paraphrased for her, but can you believe this lady??? And people actually responded to her and THANKED her for this ridiculous list!! I really hope she was totally kidding.......I cannot believe this....and she tries to say that this is how the Savior would want you to behave as a good wife. GAG me. I sure hope it was a joke. lol.

Shayna needs.....

haha so I stole this from Shara because I have an hour before I have to leave for work so may as well have fun right??

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 Google searches

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Shayna needs to put on some weight"...HA right!

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Shayna, who must be worshipped....is like an oragami shape and she has to sort of...dance around and ... Shayna looks like something out of a book about goddesses. and i love her. ... (ooh that one is fun ;) taken from someone's blog somewhere out there! haha.. )

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: shayna says: life keep getn' Betta N' Betta with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more. (apparently this is how life gets better)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Shayna wants to keep up with you on Twitter! (um.....i NEVER use that thing, for those of you who added me, yeah.)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Shayna does yoga with mommy!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Shayna hates baths, doesn't like oatmeal (in the many attempts that we have tried - much more has ended up on the bib than in her mouth) (hahaha!)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Shayna asks suspiciously, “Since when did you get interested in church?”

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Shayna likes to walk her dogs in the rain; so as soon as drops start falling, I grab my dog's leash, knowing she and I will soon be sloshing

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Shayna eats solid food for the first time on January 27th. Two days after her fifth month. Good job, Shayna. Good job.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Shayna wears a slim fanny pack or hip purse (ooooh can i say high fashion)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Shayna LaBeouf, ... LaBeouf, arrested in 2008 for misdemeanor drunk driving after a car accident, ...

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A: shayna loves mary :) ....and singing, apparently :)