Attacked by Bears

..Yeah. I thought you would want to read the post on being attacked by BEARS!

It really did happen!  (Well, I was sleeping....) but I'll tell you the story.  So somewhere between the hours of 4-5 this morning, right before I woke up, I was walking down this long driveway in front of a beautifully lit, warm, happy house where we were having some kind of a ward party.  There were quite a few cars circling the driveway, and oddly enough, I saw three guys from my ward standing there, frozen in midair as though they had been laughing and jumping around--but their eyes moved, and when I looked at their eyes, that were giving me a big warning, I moved my glance towards the direction they were eyeballing me towards.  And what did I see?  A big, tan-colored BEAR standing in front of them, apparently oblivious of their existence since they were being perfectly still.  I decided that while this bear was busy picking flowers by the driveway's edge, I would turn around and bolt it to my car, where I could drive away quickly and safely.  As I was about to turn around, it was as though the bear read my thoughts!  It stood up on its hind legs and made itself as tall as possible.  My superhuman dream-running came into play and all of a sudden I was locked in my car, seatbelt on, and being pushed from side to side by this monster bear as I lead-footed the gas.  (pulse pounding, breath getting faster by the minute, but I could definitely outsmart this bear.)

I raced and roared my engine, almost got flipped over, and sped through the trees.  Somehow, at this moment, I thought I had lost the bear.  Because it's a dream--correct me, an action movie--playing out in my mind, I have to go rescue other people that might be in danger.  I sped back to the house, got out of my car, got to the door of the house, panging and sweating, and told the first two guys I saw sitting there--my roommates study group guys that were at my house last night.  And for some reason they were my hometeachers....Anyway....

They got up instantly, in their white button up shirts, and right about now the bear shows up again, as I speed-race it back to my car.  They hold the bear off as they work together.....and they were about to get torn apart! Then it was up to me, my heart was racing, adrenallaine pumping, sweat stinging (not to be confused with stinking)  my eyes, (and at this point I was wearing my x-men halloween costume), and I woke UP!

(gasp......gasp....gasp....gasp..........)

I'm still stressed out.  Whew!