12.23.2009

Craigslist Posting...is this for real?? hahaha!

This is a real posting I found on craigslist, or a 24 hour LIFE COACH:

Young female student, in desperate need of 24 hr on call life coach.
Requirements include and may not be limited to help in these areas:
-encouraging a sober lifestyle
-dealin wit tha fellas
-in depth knowledge of the ute football program as well as mixed martial arts, exquisite if you are a muscle man
-willingness to wait patiently and be on call morning or night for weekly pregnancy test results, n i needa shoulder to cry on if positive
-must be available to attend annual Burning Man festival


  • Compensation: 7.50 hr 15 per week guaranteed 8.50 weekends manditory DD+drinks
  • This is a part-time job.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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